Dear Muse,

Thanks for leaving me high and dry as a desert for YEARS and then suddenly BANG! BACK TO LIFE with yesterday's post of Straight On Till Morning. I get nothing for the longest time and then OMG MUST WRITE ALL THE THINGS. Smex and missing scenes and side stories and PREQUELS and bad-ass fight scenes. Just. #@(*$#*@@^*@*@. Why couldn't you ( Read more... )

*FLIPS A TABLE*

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? DID THAT REALLY JUST HAPPEN? OMG WTF. JUST SHOOT ME NOW.

( What the... I can't even... )

I have this burning desire to write a Naruto/Princess Tutu crossover.

....

YES, YOU READ THAT RIGHT.

y/n?

Someone tell me I'm not the only one watching Life right now and thinking that if Tidwell and Reese kiss one more time, I might have to throw up a little. Seriously. This is beyond wrong. Are we totally disregarding the rule about a superior dating their subordinate? Or even dating someone in the same squad? Have I finally gone crazy and people ( Read more... )

It was 103 degrees today. That is just not right.

Also, for the record, Bleach 136 is the stupidest episode I've ever seen. Somehow I just don't think Ulquiorra could possibly be taken down by three weakling arrancar in a filler episode. The Ulquiorra fangirl in me revolts! Not to mention it's just plain ridiculous. Someone please bring back the ( Read more... )

How long does it take for eggs to go bad?

I'm supposed to be making a golden butter cake for our company picnic tomorrow and just realized I forgot to buy eggs. There is a carton of them in the fridge but I'm wondering just how good they are as I know I bought them awhile ago. To try or not to try? (I really don't want to have to run to the ( Read more... )

Okay, from now on I am to read no more Tsubasa unless 1) I'm drunk, 2) I'm on massive anti-depressants, 3) there are no sharp objects lying around with which to end my angsty misery or 4) all of the above ( Read more... )

Oh, SVU, you're losing points BIG TIME.

As in, I'm remembering all those years I spent watching The X-Files and throwing things at the TV whilst cursing UST and plotting to write horrible fanfiction in order to get some sort of satisfaction.

And I hear they're worried about ratings. Gee. I wonder why.

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